I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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