we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i think my cat just said my name.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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