The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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