I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I know her cup size but not her name....
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