Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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