please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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