im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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