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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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