It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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