i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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