I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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