Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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