that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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