I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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