I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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