there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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