My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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