They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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