It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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