i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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