No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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