Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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