you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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