I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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