just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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