My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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