: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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