she looked like the before picture.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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