the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Threesome in a minivan. New low
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He better not be in your backpack
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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