My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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