69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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