What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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