I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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