so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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