Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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