In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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