do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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