she was so not down for the gang bang
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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