after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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