I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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