Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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