Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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