Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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