We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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