I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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