Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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