If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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