yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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