Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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