last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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