i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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