i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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