Having a random hookup so left but love u
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize
